Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this fucked with my head…
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE
Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.