- Day of Thanks, Alex Elle (via alexandraelle)
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because “women’s clothing” sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
But this is actually true.
of course it is i posted it
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why do people like fall
NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS AGAIN?!