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beautiful-bibliophile:

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

I actually did this and it’s awesome

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

(Source: ricequeen, via doritoslocostacosupreme)

nikkilipstick:

golden-fawn:

laurieyeah:

Laverne Cox is everything.

msmcgrady

literally me

sirl33te:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this fucked with my head…

(via ruby-red-fox)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via beashmo)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via ruinedchildhood)

diccups:

its versace

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via hillaryindisneyland)

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: homovikings, via destined-to-wander)

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

(via destined-to-wander)